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thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS




princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty




phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together




lectifer:

be the person Hannibal Lecter wouldn’t consider eating




mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials






pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk





rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"




blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends





rawrrritstatiana:

bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.