at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?
LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS
what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone
It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.
The look on her face.
"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."
I was 100% sure this was going to be Hans
I AM DYING