i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together
be the person Hannibal Lecter wouldn’t consider eating
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
me when im drunk
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.